Dave's Graduation Party

Since I am in the middle of studying for my Anatomy class, I will recall specific incidents that you will find hillarious:

- Shaun = big, and I'm retarded and like soft things, therefore, Shaun + Mandy = Lenny

- I hugged Dave's mom and thanked her for producing Dave. She then proceeded to try to set me up with Dave's younger brother.

- Shaun, Jay, Damien and Edward pelted Pat with watermelon slices while I recorded it on my new phone. Sadly, as I am Lenny, I also happened to fail at life and didn't save the video.

- Pat made me pee myself. I don't remember why.

- I got a girlcrush on this chick in my Anatomy class. Yeah, it's weird. Judge me.

That's all I can remember for now. Anyway, listen to the song fake palendroms by andrew bird. Crack will be your middle name. Shit THAT'S what you have to name your kid. Crack Ness. Hahahaha awesome.